Memememememememe! It’s that time again, folks! But instead of filling up your inboxes with this shit, I’m doing it here. Tell me what you’re worth in the Comments!
Okay so here’s the deal. You look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are worth as the title of the email, such as “I’m worth 15.50″ or “I’m worth 300.50″ or something like that.
Send it to all your e-mail buddies and don’t forget to include a copy for the person who sent it to you.
***Now if everyone is honest — there should be 0.50 tacked on to everybody’s total — don’t front!
(No, I certainly did not. In the lake, maybe, but not in the pool.)
Smoked pot — $10
Got drunk, passed out, and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f — $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Received oral — $5
Done/received oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Prank called the cops — $5
Stolen something — $10
Stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you were over 27 — $25
Cried yourself to sleep — $5
Cried during sex — $20
Been in love — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Did something you regret — $20
Had a crush on your best friend — $5
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had a crush on someone at work — $5
Had sex with someone you work with — $25
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25