Since it’s bleedin’ hot here (32C/38 with humidity — that’s in the nineties for you non-Canucks), and my brain ain’t working so well, I figured I’d cheat a little and bring back Corrupted Wishes for a little fun. For those of you who weren’t around the last time, here’s the way it goes:
Person 1 makes a wish
Person 2 grants it, with a hilariously unpleasant twist, then makes a wish of his/her own.
The next person then corrupts THAT wish, and makes his own wish, and so on.
Person 1: I wish I had a Maserati.
Person 2: Your wish is granted! You have a Maserati. By Matchbox.
I wish I could fly.
Person 3: Your wish is granted! You can fly! You just can’t land.
I wish every day was Christmas Eve.
Person 4: Your wish is granted! Every day IS Christmas Eve–and you’re in retail.
I’ll go first.
I wish our pool was opened for the summer.