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Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Stolen from elsewhere on teh Interweebz:

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.

“Capitalization distinguishes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”

Is everybody clear on that?

*insert insane cackling here*

Friday Footage - Laff It Up!

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Oh, dear God. I used to watch Whose Line Is It Anyway religiously — especially the British version — but I never saw this. I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard, people. If this doesn’t make you giggle, you don’t have a funny bone!

Anyway. Enjoy and have a laughter-filled weekend!

How To Start Your Week

Monday, September 20th, 2010

OMG. This made me *LAUGH*.

Happy Monday! Enjoy!

funny pictures-Nothing to see here folks
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Saturday, March 27th, 2010

And sadly, sometimes too, too, frighteningly true. :P

funny pictures of cats with captions
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A Little More Lighthearted

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Well. Enough of the sobering melancholy of yesterday, right? Time for a laugh — perfect for a Friday morning.

Go here to see the colourful cast of characters who might just be patronizing your local Wal-Mart establishment.

(Seriously. Do none of these people do any sort of reality check? Or did they all bounce??)


Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

From the “I couldn’t make this shit up” Files:

I caught a mention of the phrase “tea potting” on teh Interweebz today and thought, “Gee, what’s that?”

From the Giver of All Knowledge And Power (sorta), aka, Urban

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

Call me immature, but this made me giggle like a wee schoolgirl for five solid minutes. Who the hell comes up with these ideas?

“Hey, honey, I wanna put my nuts in the teapot with some hot water, and then you blow in the spout to make bubbles, okay?”

It boggles the mind. And makes me hope they’re not using Grandma’s china teapot for this purpose…

It’s So Punny!

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Have a laugh for your hump day!

Hat tip to L.F. :)

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was –
–Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, –
–but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whisky maker, –
–but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class –
–because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder –
–and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, –
–it’ll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road –
–and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France –
–would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. –
–They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. –
–Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. –
–The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism –
–is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. –
–One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.–
– Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, –
–’Keep off the Grass.’

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.–
– His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No
change yet.’

17. A chicken crossing the road –
–is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison –
–was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray –
–is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet –
–writes inverse.

21. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. –
–In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, –
–they got a taste of religion.

23. Don’t join dangerous cults: –
–Practice safe sects !* *

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Discovered today in the always-entertaining Spam folder:

“Forget money and love, all you need is a big pecker”

Huh. Who knew? Would a big pecker make all my problems go away, then? Too bad I’m gender-challenged on this one…

Or wait — is it the owning of the pecker that does it? Or is it having access to said pecker? I think I need help on this one… :D  

Yeah, That’d Be About Right

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

loldogs, cute puppy pictures, emo, bus, I Has a Hotdog
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Best Quotes (That Should Perhaps Remain Forgotten…?)…

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.”