Archive for the 'Naughtiness!' Category

Yes, It Means What You Think It Means

Friday, June 26th, 2015

The definition of summer fun:

Enjoying a delicious bowl of sweet, fresh cherries.

And then practicing tying the stems into knots with one’s tongue.


Random Query: How, Exactly, Is This Fair?

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Why can’t women get to endure a pleasurable medical test?

I’m speaking, of course, about those instances where men have to provide a semen sample to be medically tested (heh. Typed “testes” first. How apropos…). For example, after having a vasectomy, guys get to jerk off for their doctors. (Or by their doctors, if it’s the “plot” of a horrible porn film.) But this is a legitimate, required medical situation. Watching porn or looking at dirty magazines and getting off on it. This led me to ask the question: why don’t women get to orgasm for science?

Before you start clamoring at me, yes, I am aware of the medical “procedures” done way back in Victorian times to treat women for “hysteria” (here’s a neat link to information on that), but that was then. What about now? Now we mainly get poked, prodded and squeezed (mammograms could be more fun, too) in very uncomfortable, embarrassing ways, in the name of medicine.

In terms of good-health prescriptions, there are suggestions out there that orgasms are beneficial to our wellbeing, too. Oxytocin and DHEA hormones that are released during orgasm may have protective effects against cancer and heart disease, and the endorphins help with relaxation and sleep problems, and reducing stress levels. (Could you imagine the stress levels of the world if everyone got off more regularly? Like pot, but without the munchies.)

(An aside: wouldn’t that be a GREAT Rx to receive from your doc? Have two orgasms and call me in the morning. Heh.)

I realize this topic could go on forever and delve deeper into the whole of human sexuality, but I’m not going to do that. I think I’ll just sit back and wait for the day that the doctor says, “Okay, I think we should test for XYZ, and for that you’ll need to bring yourself to orgasm.”

Or for the announcement from the AMA/CMA: An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Heh.

I don’t think I’ll ask what you’ll be doing tonight, in the name of science and good health. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Friday Footage

Friday, September 17th, 2010

So I’m trying to come up with some regular content ideas for the Blog and I think one thing I’m going to do is post bits of various video clips — old things, new things, sometimes even blue things! — stuff that strikes (or has struck) a chord in one form or another. And this feature will be called — amusingly and appropriately enough — Friday Footage. (Unless I come up with something even more clever…)

Today’s video is one I stumbled on whilst following random links on teh Interweebz (some days it’s fun and other days it’s truly frightening…). Singer Chris Mann (of whom I’d never heard until now) has done a cover of my George’s song I Want Your Sex and it’s being used as runway music. Now you all know what a George fan I am, but I find I rather like this version. It’s different. And he’s pretty hawt, too, if you ask me. (He looks a little like Bradley Cooper, methinks.)

Anyway. Enjoy the video, and have a great weekend!

“My Wife Would Like That!”

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Yeah, I’ll bet she would…

You know, words actually fail me right now. And that’s not a good thing for a writer…

Insanity, Continued

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

So. Yesterday was awesome, despite a mild headache that plagued me right from waking, but that’s okay.

Today’s activities include: going to church, the Day Job’s Children’s Christmas party (which makes the Offspring giddy with excitement)… and…

A special date with Boy Einstein to mark one year of togetherness! Who’d a-thunk it?! Amazing that it’s been a whole year. Time flies when you’re having fun, don’t it? :)

*smooches*, B.E….

Beat That Snake!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

This has been called “the best intro to a porn movie EVER” and I think I have to agree. If this doesn’t get you laughing, your sense of humor needs a tune-up. ;)

Note: essentially work-safe, but you might want to use headphones. But then you’ll have to explain to your cubiclemates why you’re laughing so hard…

Hat tip to Boy Einstein. ;)